Posted by
Jimmy Carter on Tuesday, July 10, 2007 4:33:29 PM
The United States of America has been under attack by terrorists for many decades.Terrorists have wreaked havoc by utilizing many different resourses at their disposal. But no terrorist organization has caused more death and damage than Our enemy: The Environment.
Most Conservatives contribute the origins of The Environment back to the Carter Presidency. Although President Carter did his very best to appease the enemy by implementing policies that brought the American economy to a full stand still, in 1979 The Environment unleashed a category 5 storm named
Hurricane David that killed 2,068 people and caused over $4,000,000,000.00 in damage.
The 1980s were relatively
peaceful after the overwhelming response by the American electorate. The anti-Environment candidate Ronald Wilson Reagan won the election with 489 electorial votes out of 538. The Citizens spoke and they were ready to respond to The Environment. President Reagan implemented policies that allowed a counter attack against The Environment the likes of which the world has never seen; through manufacturing, energy production, nulcear proliferation, and consumerism.
After four years of President G.H.W. Bush and no serious war hawk running for the White House, The Environment struck the East Coast in August of 1992, before the election, with
"a modern-day apocalypse." Hurricane Andrew killed 23 people and caused over $25,000,000,000.00 in damages. This led to the end of President Bush's reelection hopes and helped Governor Clinton in the polls and win the election.
President Clinton's Presidency was preoccupied with scandals waged by renegade Republicans, that The Environment was busy bombarding Us with more terrorists attacks throughout his terms. The most destructive year being 1995, which saw a near record of
nineteen attacks. With the election of President Bush in 2000, and his image of "a cowboy," The Environment became
quiet once again.
With the Mighty American Armed Forces spread thin due to the Middle East crisis, The Environment decided to strike in August of 2005 with the most devastating storm of all time:
Hurricane Katrina. Hurricane Katrina has killed over 1,800 people, caused over $84,000,000,000.00 in damages, and has lasted nearly two years with no end in sight.
This escalated President Bush's
War on Global Room Temperature. Democrats claim that Katrina was caused by an insignificant group hiding in the Bahamas, so he has no right increasing the temperatures of China, France, Australia, Argentina, or most of Africa. Democrats also state that President Bush has no proof that there were "hurricane making materials" in the polar ice caps.
If there is just one thing We can All agree on it would be this: We are in a quagmire against The Environment. It is time President Bush put a stop to all the manufacturing being waged Here at Home. We should also cease any and all use of energy so as not to aggravate the enemy. Lastly, We should negotiate peace with The Environment by talking to Gaia through Her representatives: trees. Otherwise, We'll be left with no other option but to "cut and run."